chicken cross the road jokes
Longevity, starting from being a chicken raising servant
by East Sea Fish Head
Cultivating immortality was too hard, with no Spiritual Root, Wang Ba accepted his lot in life.He chose to join a Sect, becoming a servant in charge of raising chickens.But the moment he touched a chicken, he realized that his path to immortality might be a little different!
My Simulated Road to Immortality
by Angry Squid
The Immortal Way, how arduous it is!Especially in this Immortal Cultivation World, which has been drastically changed by a plague!Mortals carry the disease, and when Immortals come into contact with them, they are liable to suffer a decrease in their cultivation, and in the worst case, end up Returning to the heavens. This has made Mortals and Immortals eternally separate entities.The Immortal Law cannot be jointly cultivated, turning the entire Immortal Cultivation World into a vast dark forest…
Road to the Crown
by MotivatedSloth
Political marriage, war taxes, subsidies, a tribute... All those terms sound nice when one juggles them from behind the screen of his trusty computer! Junk food? Check. Sugary drinks that will cause me diabetes? Check. Two weeks of leave from the work? Check. A fresh copy of the newly released game finishing downloading as I'm going back from the grocery store? Check. Oops! My emotions got better to me, and I tripped on the stairs. I'm so silly!Then...Why the hell am I kneeling in a throne room,…
Star Crossed In Time
by Blissfullrage
Nova works at a world-leading company known for its cutting edge video games. She and her team have been working on a new virtual reality video game that's going to take the world by storm. One late night she steps into the device and starts it up. Before she realizes it, she's in a new world standing in front of the hottest man she's ever laid eyes on. Unfortunately for her, she thinks this is just part of the game... She reaches out and touches the man's abs... "Wow... it feels so real!" Follo…
My Reincarnation as a Chicken
by Rados47
Akira Kuromiya is just an average high schooler who gets killed by a robber. He wakes up and is now a chicken!? Even worse he becomes the familiar of a girl who"s apparently the heiress of a powerful clan.That was for a short while though, as he was abandoned and woke up to find out he, now she, is trapped in a deadly magical forest with all sorts creatures trying to kill her.The world she finds herself is one of magic and monsters like the manga she's been reading. Akira, now Hinotori is trying…
Inevitable Road To Divinity
by InsanelyParanoid
COMPLETED NOVEL!After the catastrophe that occured on the Earth, he awakens in unfamiliar, another world. To find out more about himself, he has to step on the road full of danger!It's a story about modern young man who has Sex God Divinity and his past selves.*It's a smut novel despite MC hard beginnings, so a lot of smut elements have been used. Every character close to MC(including MC) is more than 18 years old no matter what circumstances.**InsanelyParanoid has only published this novel, Ine…
My Boss is a CHICKEN?!
by ivellepearl
Mira Kim has three goals in life: survive her tyrant boss, avoid emotional entanglements, and one day watch Jeon Jaehyuk aka her boss to trip over his own arrogance.Mira’s job as an executive assistant to Korea’s coldest CEO is already a daily disaster- between impossible deadlines, sarcastic insults, and a boss who seems personally offended by happiness. But when a bizarre late-night incident flips her world upside down, she finds herself entangled in a secret far too ridiculous to believe… yet…
Essential NPC with a Chicken
by SquareGoat
Bob the barn owner from Bagel village. An Essential tutorial NPC, typical of any game. One fine morning, Bob gains sentience and begins to question his immortal humanity.Immersion Online. A Virtual Reality Massively Multiplayer Open World Role-Playing Game (VRMMORPG) that took the continent of Asia by storm.In that game, nobody expected a certain tutorial NPC would dominate the meta.Follow the adventures of Bob on his journey to discover just what he really is and laugh along with his shenanigan…
The Tempting Road to Becoming an Official
by Rice doesn't eat rice
Power, beauty, wealth, the road to becoming an official is full of dangerous and beautiful roses...
Crossing The Lines
by BlueSapphire_dust
This is a story of a woman who is adventurous, a woman who likes to play safe, and a cautious man. Alexandra, Amelia, and Adrian are best of friends for as long as they can remember. They know each other's strengths and weaknesses; they even know each other's secrets and dating history. They find comfort from one another and promised to be always there for each other no matter what. But what if love enters their harmonious friendship? Will they fight or waver? Will they keep the boundaries they …
Cyberpunk: Cross-dimensional Science and Engineering
by 0.2097
"Technology changes life, making the world a better place."Firmly believing this statement, Li Er died from nuclear radiation and began his journey across different worlds--"It's not me who is wrong, it's the world. Let's start by taking down Arasaka.""Impressive Cyber Prosthetics, good thing my Cybertron Prosthetics are not bad either."
Miss Chicken & Her Mister
by Norah_Koch
Chang Seol runs away from home and ends up in a sharehouse. Though she has one or two secrets, she only wants to live a low-key life. Falling in love isn't in her plans but it happens anyway. So, she likes kissing a certain someone and touching him here and there. When she tells him that she likes him, she gets chicken-zoned? God-daughter zoned? Pillow-zoned? Voice-zoned? There is no lack of zones but he never puts her in the love-zone. But then... how did she become a chicken for real? So, she'…
Cross Dressing In A Fantasy World Full Of Magic
by BrighterThanBlue
Warning [Mature Cotent]I had transmigrated to a world full of magic. To ensure my survival, I have to cross-dress as a female so I don't get in trouble. This is the story of me tackling everything that gets in my way.
Star-Crossed Legacy
by emme_z
The Ricca crime family has a magical ancestry, one that manifests in prophetic dreams and secret abilities. Vanessa, the sheltered princess of this magical mafia family, can see others' secrets. She calls this her "shadow vision." No one is supposed to know about it, because it's an ability that would get her killed. Ivan Volkov, the heir to a Russian crime family, discovers Vanessa's secret and wants to use it to find a traitor in his crew. Vanessa is taken and forced to live with Ivan and his …
[ABO BL Anthology] Time Cross Academy
by Destiny Aitsuji
Amanda Lucifer is the archmage of Time Cross Academy - the best school for all kinds of species. She oversees the best kind of education for her students who are future heirs to their clans or countries as the principal but more importantly, Amanda has a job to keep the population growing. The grand archmage of Time Cross Academy supports love in all forms and mating season is the best season to catch romance in action.Every year, clans and countries will send their sons and daughters to Time Cr…
Adopting A Stray Cat By The Road
by Night like a poem
On a rainy night of July 15th, Qin Sisi brought home a shivering stray cat. Since then, her life underwent a profound change…"Come sleep with me.""No way!""Didn't we always sleep together before?""Back then you were just a cat.""I can still be a cat now."As the words fell, the tall figure vanished, leaving a black and sleek cat, lazily curled up at the head of the bed. Its deep, purple eyes slightly narrowed, it let out a lazy, adorable meow at her, “Meow…”Fan group: 817058766
Reincarnation of the Cross
by Pendulum_
This book is returning in 2 months time with a revamp, better grammar, experience and everything. So, please wait. Even magicless, my desire to level up surpasses the gods themselves. Let them fear me! ===================================Luciel was so powerful that he was feared and respected by the rest of humanity, earning him the title of Demon Lord. This caused him to feel alienated. For some mysterious reason, he split his essence into two, creating a new beginning. What this new beginning w…
The Road to Eternity
by Dream Of The Dream
There are five realms—physical body, supernatural powers, longevity, immortality, and eternity.How can a humble being gradually open the door to eternity?The structure of the physical body, the mysteries of supernatural powers, the carefree nature of longevity, the power of immortality, and the hope of eternity, all lie within the heavens and earth.Countless novel treasures, a brand-new world, immortal sects, humans, monsters, gods, immortals, demons, kings, emperors, the love and hatred of the …
Cross dresser
by Jangmirhoses
Jang Seo ya, a wealthy but cold-blooded woman, had gotten a call from the hospital notifying her that her twin brother had been in an accident.“In the meantime, please act like me and look after my CEO,” her brother said before losing consciousness. Seo ya was taken aback by his remarks since he's asking her to work as a secretary for her brother's CEO, which is a homophobic—the type of person she hates the most.While investigating her twin brother's accident, Jang Seo ya tries to figure out wha…
Road to Laze Around
by shaeshang
The 26-year-old Olivia was a poor lady who did everything to survive. Every day, she wished to become rich or to have the power to control people before she retired and led a slacker life. Her life took a turn after an overdose of sleeping pills and transmigrated into her old favorite novel. Became Elizebeth; the ducal family's youngest child, she expected to lead a good life and planned to leech off on her three brothers for her entire life. She was happy until she dreamt about the future. Fall…